I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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