Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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