I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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