You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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