Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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