yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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