You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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