I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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