and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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