They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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