So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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