that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Randomize
