I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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