Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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