babies were throwing up all over the place
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
