let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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