he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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