I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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