Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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