guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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