Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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