Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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