My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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