butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
