It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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