Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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