I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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