She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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