found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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