No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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