Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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