Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Two words: nipple clamps
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