So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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