Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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