we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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