what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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