Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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