i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
barbara walters just said penis...
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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