Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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