you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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