Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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