pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Someone shattered a urinal.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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