So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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