i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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