i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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