the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
