Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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