I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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