I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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