Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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