I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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